Somewhere Nowhere
Cafe & Bar
Operating Times
Sunday to Tuesday: 07:00 - 16:00
Wednesday to Saturday: 07:00 - 08:00
Hotel Guest Orders
Please collect at the cafe, we do not offer room service. Contact: 077 277 1096
Breakfast
Included for hotel guests. Choose one of the following options that include a fruit juice, tea, americano or flat white. Other specialty coffees and drinks will carry a surcharge. Breakfast served 07:00 to 11:00
Granola, Yoghurt & Fresh Fruit
R80
Grilled Croissant
Ham & cheese with creamy scrambled eggs
R85
Sourdough Toast
Smokey chickpeas, herb oil, avocado & greens (V)
R110
Creamy Scrambled Eggs
Plain or with herbs & greens
R55
Add Toasted Sourdough
R20
Potato & Herb Rosti
Smoked trout, crème fraise & fresh greens
R130
Potato & Herb Rosti with Avocado
Cherry tomatoes, greens & crème fraiche
R130
Eggs with Bacon, Sausage & Toast
R100
Coffee & Tea
Espresso
R27
Cortado
R35
Macchiato
R34
Americano
R34
Flat White
R38
Latte
R41
Hot Chocolate
R44
Red Cappuccino
R42
Chai Latte
R42
Freezochino
R51
Rooibos, Ceylon Tea
R32
Swap for Soy, Oat, Almond Milk
R12
Fresh Juices
Bananarama
Bananas, yogurt, peanut butter
R55
Green Goddess
Pear, apple, spinach, celery, cucumber, lemon
R55
Tropical Thunder
Mango, pineapple, banana, passion fruit, coconut
R55
Soft Drinks
Coke, Coke Light, Coke Zero
R28
Sprite
R28
Still, Sparkling Water
R25
Pura Cranberry
R32
Lemon & Elderflower
R32
Appeltizer
R38
San Pellagrino Limonata
R44
Aranciata
R44
Frittatas
Red Pepper, Sun-Dried Tomato & Parmesan
R40
Bacon & Cheddar
R46
Baked
Fresh Plain Croissant
R35
Chocolate Croissant
R40
Let Them Eat Cake
SQ
Light Meals
Chopped Garden Salad
Fresh vegetables with lemon truffle dressing (V)
R80
Add grilled chicken R45 | Add smoked trout R70 | Add bacon R45
Cafe House Salad
Garden greens, lemony chicken, bacon & parmesan dressing
R155
Potato & Herb Rosti with Trout
Smoked trout, crème fraise & fresh greens
R130
Fresh Panini
Home cured beef pastrami, pickled cabbage, piccalilli
R110
Toasted Treats
Toasted Bacon, Brie & Tomato
R80
Toasted Mozzarella, Tomato & Basil
R65
Toasted Gypsy Ham, Cheddar & Mozzarella
R70
Choice of Bread
R20
Snack Attack
Marinated Kalamata Olives
R50
Beef Short Rib Croquettes
Rich and creamy with garlic aioli
R120
Mini Potato & Herb Rosti
Topped with crème fraise and smoked trout
R130
Baked Brie
With garlic and herbs served with bruschetta
R130
Bruschetta with Roast Beef
Truffle aioli and parmesan
R130
Frozen Meals (500g)
Beef Lasagne
Slow cooked beef in rich tomato sauce
R140
Chicken Lasagne
Shredded chicken & roasted butternut
R130
Lentil Bobotie
Fragrant cape malay curry sauce
R130
Dessert
The Ultimate Chocolate Dessert
Dark chocolate parfait, ganache, praline ice cream, honeycomb
R120
Cocktails
Mimosa
R95
Aperol Spritz
R95
Tequila Sunrise
R85
Old Fashioned
R95
Frozen Paloma
R125
Beer & Cider
Devil's Peak Hero Non-Alcoholic
R36
Castle LITE
R36
Devil's Peak First Light Golden Ale
R42
Cluver & Jack Apple Cider
R44
White Wine
South Hill Sauvignon Blanc, Elgin 2022
R62/R245
Secateurs Wine Chenin Blanc, Swartland 2023
R64/R255
Fram Chardonnay, Robertson 2023
R74/R295
The Blacksmith 'Barbones' Colombar, Paarl 2022
R335
Constantia Royale Sauvignon Blanc, Constantia 2022
R360
Miles Mossop 'The Introduction' Chenin Blanc, Coastal Region 2023
R365
Julien Schaal 'Mountain Vineyards' Chardonnay, Elgin 2022
R695
Thistle & Weed 'Duwweltjie' Chenin Blanc, Paarl 2022
R695
Anysbos 'Disdit' Chenin/Marsanne/Rousanne/Grenache, Bot River 2021
R695
Crystallum 'The Agnes' Chardonnay, Western Cape 2023
R595
Rosé
Mason Road 'Serendipity' Rosé, Paarl 2023
R64/R255
Van Loggerenberg 'Break a Leg' Cinsault Rosé, Stellenbosch 2023
R345
Red Wine
Boschkloof Cabernet/Merlot, Stellenbosch 2022
R67/R265
TSW Syrah, Swartland 2022
R74/R295
Botanicum Cinsault, Swartland 2021
R84/R335
The Blacksmith 'Hell Yeah' Pinotage, Paarl 2022
R355
Copper Pot Pinot Noir, Western Cape 2023
R365
Radford Dale 'Thirst' Gamay Noir, Stellenbosch 2023
R375
Raats 'Dolomite' Cabernet Franc, Stellenbosch 2021
R385
Gabrielskloof 'Whole Bunch' Syrah, Bot River 2023
R395
Remhoogte 'Aspect' Merlot, Stellenbosch 2018
R415
Momento Grenache Noir, Bot River 2021
R595
Crystallum 'Peter Max' Pinot Noir, Western Cape 2023
R655
Bubbles
Botanicum Blanc de Blancs MCC, Franschhoek NV
R105/R465
Le Lude Brut, Western Cape NV
R695
Le Lude Brut Rosé, Western Cape NV
R695